{"id":261,"date":"2009-07-08T12:02:54","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T17:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.efsavage.com\/blog\/?p=261"},"modified":"2009-07-08T12:02:54","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T17:02:54","slug":"salty-moment-of-silence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/posts\/salty-moment-of-silence\/","title":{"rendered":"A Salty Moment of Silence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A moment of silence please.  Not for Michael Jackson.  Not for Farrah Fawcett, or Billy Mays, or Robert McNamara.  No, this is far worse, a beloved piece of the American landscape has suffered a terrible blow.<\/p>\n<p>The Slim Jim plant &#8230; the ONLY Slim Jim plant &#8230; has exploded.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/07022009\/business\/wheres_the_beef__177174.htm\">It may take months<\/a> to recover, but we&#8217;ll get through this.<\/p>\n<p>Stay strong.<\/p>\n<p>NB: My condolences to the families of the 3 heroes that perished in the incident.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A moment of silence please. Not for Michael Jackson. Not for Farrah Fawcett, or Billy Mays, or Robert McNamara. No, this is far worse, a beloved piece of the American landscape has suffered a terrible blow. The Slim Jim plant &#8230; the ONLY Slim Jim plant &#8230; has exploded. It may take months to recover,&hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"simppeli-read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/posts\/salty-moment-of-silence\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Salty Moment of Silence<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1AkJt-4d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":263,"href":"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions\/263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=261"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/efsavage.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}